Chuck Norris, a major figure in contemporary culture and, according to unverifiable but widely accepted sources, the only truly stable reference point for measuring time, passed away yesterday — or rather, decided to leave. We decided to pay our tribute to the star of internet memes with 25 original jokes about Chuck Norris and watchmaking. 1 - Chuck Norris's watch was one second slow once — that's how dead seconds were born. 2 - Chuck Norris had a watch that ran slow because